cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via slouchies)

officialnorthamerica:

officialnorthamerica:

7 billion people, 14 billion noses

Wait that’s not right

(via kianlawley)

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via pizza)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via crazychristinaaa)

aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

(Source: empanacla, via kianlawley)

mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”

(via joshpeck)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via measurable)

azusas:

u think ur a flower, but really ur the whole meadow 

(Source: teensprout, via feedyourwanderlust)